An ad caught my eye the other day, and well...tell you what, let's play Highlights. Can you spot the things wrong with this picture?
1) Maple Story? Really? That's their hook? That's not a title that...jumps out at you. Well, maybe in that "Who the hell wants to play a game about, uh, maple trees or leafs or syrup?" way and not in the "Hot damn I want to play that game!" way.
2) "NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED" actually means "CREDIT CARD WILL EVENTUALLY BE REQUIRED"
3) Is that guy really using a maple tree branch as a weapon and has bear head earmuffs? That...doesn't help.
4) "Press poo." That's all. "Press poo."