Saturday, December 18, 2010

The 2010 Miserable Crank Awards Go To...

The results are in, and the winners are listed below.

The Most Miserable Person We Permit to Contribute to Our Society: Ben Roethlisberger
The Most Indefensibly Stupid Business Decision: iPhone Reception Response
The Weirdest Nonsense We Continue To Allow Ourselves To Be Entertained By: Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
The Most Ridiculous Government Decision Everyone Hates But No One Will Ever Do Anything Meaningful About: Health Care Reform Act
The Most Embarrassing Thing About Being A Member of the Human Race: Jersey Shore
The Greatest Disruption From Allowing Us To Live A Comfortable Middle-Class Lifestyle: TSA Groping
Things Everyone Else For Some Reason Loves But I Hate With A Passion Unparalleled: Glenn Beck
The Most Painfully Awful Event or Idea of 2010: The Rise of the Tea Party

And, finally:

The Worst Event of 2010: The BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill

Congratulations to the winners! Or something like that. 

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