...we've decided to put Lady Gaga in charge of the Boston Bomber trial.
Actually, I decided to see exactly what she looked like in real life. As a consequence, I found out that there is something called a "Judgepedia," an "interactive encyclopedia of courts and judges." I can't possibly imagine how many bar arguments that site resolves!
Her name is Marianne Bowler. I did find a photograph of the judge in question: