Tuesday, July 23, 2013

What To Name A Royal Baby

I know that the Prince William and his wife, Kate, are pretty busy at the moment, so i figured I would do them a favor: help with picking out a baby name!

We all know it's a boy, and that there is a lot of heritage and legacy attached to it. But I don't see why we can't provide them with a short list of good candidate for the future king of England. And feel free to choose anyone one you want, guys; I request no compensation, though I certainly wouldn't turn down a peerage.

  • William Jr.
  • Severus
  • Banksy
  • Harry Jr.
  • Magnificent Bastard
  • Paul the Great
  • Meal Ticket
  • Dodi
  • Piers Morgan
  • Carlos Danger
  • Aelhearn*
  • The Situation
  • Cornelius the Irish Catholic Suppressor
  • K!ng@fEnngl!n69
  • Bloody Dan
Not for nothing, but I would prefer that my crest has either snakes or Kinder Eggs.

*This is an actual Welsh name. No, they aren't Welsh, but c'mon

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