What To Name A Royal Baby

I know that the Prince William and his wife, Kate, are pretty busy at the moment, so i figured I would do them a favor: help with picking out a baby name!

We all know it's a boy, and that there is a lot of heritage and legacy attached to it. But I don't see why we can't provide them with a short list of good candidate for the future king of England. And feel free to choose anyone one you want, guys; I request no compensation, though I certainly wouldn't turn down a peerage.

• William Jr.
• Severus
• Banksy
• Harry Jr.
• Magnificent Bastard
• Paul the Great
• Meal Ticket
• Dodi
• Piers Morgan
• Carlos Danger
• Aelhearn*
• The Situation
• Cornelius the Irish Catholic Suppressor
• K!ng@fEnngl!n69
• Bloody Dan

Not for nothing, but I would prefer that my crest has either snakes or Kinder Eggs.

*This is an actual Welsh name. No, they aren't Welsh, but c'mon.