(As an aside, I'd like to officially register my disapproval of the term "emoji." It sounds artificially exotic, especially since we had a perfectly decent term ("emoticons") that covered the exact same thing. Of course, "emoji" is Japanese in origin, so it's actually realistically exotic--but, still, needlessly so.)
Anyway, since they're updating the
- Obvious Sarcasm
- Noncommittal Shrug
- Regular Snark
- Millennial-Grade Snark
- Jacking-off motion
- Passive-Aggressivness
- I don't have a response for you but I don't want to not respond because you'll freak out like a little kid so I'm sending this confused smiley face instead
- Spoiler Alert
- Generic Disney Princess
- Bacon Cheeseburger
- Please don't send me pictures of your wiener
- I don't know why I'm in trouble but whatever it was it's not my fault
- I forgot to pick up the kid, like, three hours ago
- What you just said was pants-soilingly stupid
- I'm not sure if your last message was serious or not so I'm making a ambiguous face
- The preceding message is mostly bullshit
- I screwed up and I'm hoping a tiny graphic will make you not so mad
- I'm being held hostage please send help
- Tentacle Porn
- Yay for whatever major sports thing is going on right now!
- Don't mention menstruation to Brenda right now
- Holy shit did that just happen on Game of Thrones
- I could go for a cigarette
- I don't understand the cultural reference you just made but I don't want to seen stupid so OK that makes sense
- And, of course, Crank
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