Well, the animated film Inside
Out has been a huge hit. Despite the fact that it’s a blatant ripoff
homage of the classic Herman’s Head from two decades ago and
that it continues Pixar’s string of Movies That Will Rip Your Heart Out And
Stomp On It And You’ll Gladly Pay For The Privilege, it’s become hugely
popular.
For those who do not know, Inside Out is a movie where a small girl’s thoughts are personified
as Anger, Joy, Anxiety, Disgust, and Sadness. (They are voiced by appropriate
voice actors, such as Amy Poehler for Joy and Lewis Black for Anger.) These
emotions act as characters as the child goes through the trauma of moving to a
new city and encountering the various struggles in doing so.
Of course, I feel that the movie would be much, much better
if there were more than just five emotions. It seems like a wider range of emotions,
thoughts, and mental processes would be more appropriate. Such as:
Compassion: There's
a part of you that wants to watch cat videos on YouTube right now. Voiced by: Sarah McLaughlin
Gullibility: What's
life unless you occasionally click on that link that tells you that you can
download an app that lets you can see who has viewed your profile? Voiced by:
Any 80-year-old on Facebook.
Stress: Stress is
going to happen whether you like it or not. If you aren't stressed, that just
means you don't realize that you have something you should be stressed about.
And that should stress you out. Voiced by: A college freshman waiting for a
pregnancy test to show results
Alarm: Eating bad food makes you less healthy? You mean an appointment at three o'clock means be there at three o'clock? When did turn signals start being a thing? WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING? Voiced by: Anyone who posts a clickbait Buzzfeed article. You know, any Buzzfeed article.
Annoyance: Doesn't anyone else hear that sound? No, like that tapping noise? Surely I'm not the only one MAKE IT STOP. Voiced by: Snooki
Alarm: Eating bad food makes you less healthy? You mean an appointment at three o'clock means be there at three o'clock? When did turn signals start being a thing? WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING? Voiced by: Anyone who posts a clickbait Buzzfeed article. You know, any Buzzfeed article.
Annoyance: Doesn't anyone else hear that sound? No, like that tapping noise? Surely I'm not the only one MAKE IT STOP. Voiced by: Snooki
Relaxation: Ahh.
Everyone relaxes in their own way, whether it be stretched out in the sun or
playing video games for sixteen hours straight. Voiced by: That spokesman for
Allstate Insurance.
Excitement: There's
a package on the porch! There's a new email that doesn't look like spam! This
envelope isn't a bill! YAY! Voiced by: Anyone with Amazon Prime
Forgetfulness: I, uh...I swear, I had something for this. Voices by: Rick Perry
Forgetfulness: I, uh...I swear, I had something for this. Voices by: Rick Perry
Sarcasm: Like it
or not, navigating this crazy world requires a little bit of passive-aggressive
non-confrontation. It's much more effective to make snarky comments than actually confront a problem. Voiced by: Dr. Gregory House
Pride: You should be proud of your daughter for being in the spelling bee. You should be proud of your dog for not shitting on the couch for two days in a row. You should be proud of the flag that is flying in the state capitol that is literally a loser flag because you lost the war. Well, maybe not that last one. Voiced by: character actor Kurt Fuller
Pride: You should be proud of your daughter for being in the spelling bee. You should be proud of your dog for not shitting on the couch for two days in a row. You should be proud of the flag that is flying in the state capitol that is literally a loser flag because you lost the war. Well, maybe not that last one. Voiced by: character actor Kurt Fuller
Revenge: There's
an innate human drive to make sure that justice is always delivered, regardless
of how inconsequential and petty the transgression. Because if no one else is
going to make that Nissan Juke pay for switching lanes at the last second, who
will? Voiced by: Liam Neesan
Confusion: Sometimes, you just don't understand what's going on, and that's ok. Why is running this simple computer program so difficult? How does Kevin Costner still get movie roles? Why are watermelon candies red and not green? There are more red flavors than green! And they look green! Voiced by: any blonde character in a sitcom
Earthiness: Hey,
someone's got to snicker at all the things that vaguely look like a penis,
right? Voice by: a twelve-year-old playing Cards
Against Humanity
Bat-shit Craziness: Everyone
has bouts of being a complete train wreck, but even if you're not it's at least
useful to have a bat-shit crazy detector. Voiced by: Donald Trump
Logic: Yeah,
yeah, yeah emotions are nice and important and all, but someone's got to step up and calculate the tip. Voiced by: Your high
school algebra teacher.
Boredom: Yawn.
There's so much to do, and so little motiviation to actually do any of it. Hey,
watching eight episodes of The Bachelorette counts as doing something, right? Voiced by: Ben Stein.
Crankiness: I
HATE THIS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. Voice by: well, modesty forbids.
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