But that means that cartoons lied to me! John Mulaney notwithstanding, I'm just wondering what other things cartoons have lied about. I am wondering if I can convince an actuary to figure out the likelihood of the following:
- Having an anvil dropped on your head
- Having a piano dropped on your head
- Having a white paint brush drag along the back of a black cat
- Having woodland creatures clean the house and not leave droppings everywhere
- Having a small mouse actually cram an entire wedge of cheese in their mouth
- Being shot at close range by a blunderbuss with the only consequence being soot
- Picking a rabbit up by its ears without ending up in the hospital getting a rabies shot
- The chance of falling off a cliff and leaving a hole the exact size as yourself
- Being able to squeeze a metal cause hard enough that the spinach inside pops up almost vertically, curves at an angle, and ends up in your mouth in a matter of seconds
- Having a bowling ball dropped on your head
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